Men jokes

[Fame]

Hi girls

This is a special one for our Nobody

When does a man develop a brain ?

Come on, it isn't difficult to guess
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Fame
Success is falling nine times and getting up ten !

[OrientCat]

When he gets married ???




Moreover, when his wife dies, man loses his intelligence hihihi
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O'rientCat
Ronron et pattes de velours...
Those who don't like cats will be reincarnated into mice

[Fame]

yessssssssss Orient'cat, that's right !
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Fame
Success is falling nine times and getting up ten !

[Fame]

Another one

Why do men like blonde jokes so much ?
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Fame
Success is falling nine times and getting up ten !

[OrientCat]

because they can understand them ?
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O'rientCat
Ronron et pattes de velours...
Those who don't like cats will be reincarnated into mice

[Fame]

You are too strong Orient'Cat
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Fame
Success is falling nine times and getting up ten !

[OrientCat]

ahahaaaaaaaa excellent ! it is because I love jokes about men héhé

Do you know this one ?
What's the difference between a jail and a man's brain ?
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O'rientCat
Ronron et pattes de velours...
Those who don't like cats will be reincarnated into mice

[Nobody]

I refuse to reply... because I hope to have more than one neuron in my brain!

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My lovely wife, my children and my cute dog are my sunshines.

[OrientCat]

héhé dear Nobody, I guess you found the answer

Indeed, the jail has several grey cells

See you
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O'rientCat
Ronron et pattes de velours...
Those who don't like cats will be reincarnated into mice

[Fame]

Hi friends,

What is the difference between a man and E.T. ?
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Fame
Success is falling nine times and getting up ten !

[Coxy]

Woman Revenge


None, they all want to go back home or phone their mother.

Maybe my answer is not right but as I just have one in mind, too here is it. To stay in the extraterrestrial!

What is the difference between a UFO and a man


Coxy
I didn't know there were games at weekends and public holidays

[Fame]

Hi coxy,


Do you know many men who phone home ???
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Fame
Success is falling nine times and getting up ten !

[Coxy]

I forgot the most important word a CLEVER man


Coxy

[Fame]

Of course

So, What is the difference between a man and E.T. ? ==> E.T. phones home
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Fame
Success is falling nine times and getting up ten !

[Coxy]

Of course, and what about mine? Have you seen it?

[Fame]

of course I've seen it, but I haven't found yet
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Fame
Success is falling nine times and getting up ten !

[OrientCat]

Hello Coxy

I don't know this one..I think I think but don't find
So I give my tongue to the (hum...not sure it is the right way of saying that )
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O'rientCat
Ronron et pattes de velours...
Those who don't like cats will be reincarnated into mice

[Fame]

Hi friends,

So , let's put some order in the last one :

What is the difference between a UFO and a clever man ? ==> a clever man ? What does that mean ? Have you ever met a clever man ?
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Fame
Success is falling nine times and getting up ten !

[Coxy]

Girls,

My dear Fame,

The answer is "Everyone is talking about it but NOBODY(slip) has ever seen one "

But we should suggest another riddle, our only clever UFO hasn't shown his nose for this one (not sure it is the right way of saying that either )

Please forgive me Nobody, it's just for fun

See you
Coxy

[Nobody]

Sorry girls, I didn't make any appearance because my only grey cell was not able to find this unlikely answer
To tell the truth, I was on call so that I was short in time. But we might set a new title for this topic: the women's corner...
See you soon. Friendship. And thank you for your joke my dear Coxy.

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My lovely wife, my children and my cute dog are my sunshines.