Joke!

[Medi]

hello everybody

At the cinema, a man asks the person in front of him :
- Excuse me, have you seen my chewing-gum ?
- Why ?
- Because my false teeth are stuck in it ?

false teeth = dentier
to stick (stuck) = coller

It was the day's joke
Medi
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[OrientCat]

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O'rientCat
Ronron et pattes de velours...
Those who don't like cats will be reincarnated into mice

[olfa]

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan
is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

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[olfa]

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
"Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
"You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

[olfa]

During their silver anniversary, a wife reminded her husband: Do you remember when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that I didn't talk for an hour?" The hubby replied: "Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life."

[olfa]

One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get bored. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"

Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

[OrientCat]

excellent your 3 jokes
Thanks Olfa
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Ronron et pattes de velours...
Those who don't like cats will be reincarnated into mice

[khadija]

This is my joke:

Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything!

Doctor: So, since when did you have this problem?

Patient: What problem?

Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory?

Patient: What pills?


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[OrientCat]

Excellent
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O'rientCat
Ronron et pattes de velours...
Those who don't like cats will be reincarnated into mice

[Mart1]

Thanks a lot Olfa I'm sorry I have no jokes at this moment...but when I have one, I inform you

[soma]

thank you olfa for thes nice jokes
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