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A blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling to her.
"How can I get to the other side of the river?" she shouts loudly.
The other blonde replied "What for? You are already on the other side of the river!"
Vocabulaire :
A river bank = une rive
To encounter = rencontrer
Deep = profond
Wide = large
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Blonde Shopping
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
- "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
- "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman:
- "I would like to buy this TV."
- "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
- "Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.
- "I would like to buy this TV."
- "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed :
- "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
- "Because that's a microwave," he replied. 
Vocabulary :
To dye : teindre
Darn ! : zut !
an outfit : une tenue vestimentaire
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| Posté le : Lun Fév 05, 2007 7:43 pm Sujet du message: |
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Hi !!!!
I'd be happy if you spend more time doing your exercises than telling jokes !
Ms P 
PS : MystO' enjoys reading them a lot 
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hihihi are you saying that because you're blonde ?
oooooopssss ok je sors 
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